I gotta blend in. It's gonna be fun to see how sycophantic I can get about one person. Kaley!!!
Me and Warpaint got a secret and private Facebook chat group going with some mostly Girls For Trump.
I just threw an African scammer in the group also who says he knows where there's a satchel of government checks and precious stones.
I'm trying to convince him that the group he's in is a group of flirty friends and professional treasure hunters. We got a woman named Crystal. She said her "Proud Boy" husband Bob would divorce her if he found out she was chatting with me and Randy. Bob's son doesn't like BLM and he hates Mexicans. His son is gay and is boyfriend used to be Josh before they broke up. Josh is a black guy and is in the group too though he's apparently a mute. Josh is still considered part of the family.
(I am not making this up.)
I told Harry (the scammer with blood diamonds) that Crystal is her code name cause she's the specialist when it comes to appraising gems.
Amanda Stone is our geologist on our expeditions.
Mandy is the captain of our treasure hunting/fishing yacht.
And Randy (Warpaint) is head of fishing and the master baiter and chum steward.
Newcat. You should join the chat group. Me and Randy have been enthusiastically encouraged to take a trip to Seneca with our music gear and put on a show and Hogtails, the biker bar these ladies apparently live at.
I told Randy when I get ready to scuttle the whole thing Imma drop Cityslicker in the group. Except we're gonna put together a new portfolio of pics for Billy showin him to be a sexy latino dancer from the Dominican Republic. That will go well with his speech patterns.
Peace Out,
DeCav
Oh, btw...not sure why things are looking up but they're getting better I think.